We bought this coat for Gavin in Canada. Check out the spelling…

Anyone want a $99 cigar? How would you even smoke this?

I highly doubt it.

Time for something gorgeous before bed.

Clever: dish stand becomes iPad stand. Seen at Target Starbucks

Look what my mom-and-pop-in-laws hot us for valentines day. Epic, right?

In Kentucky, ads have to spell out long words (pic):

Mmm, hair mayonnaise and hair fertilizer. Well chosen product names. Hurk.

I meant to send this out yesterday but got too busy. Merry Christmas from Oxhorn’s family to you!

Saw this at the supermarket. Dora meets ET. Just…no.

Wore these slipons during airport security. Waltzed on my way while others stuck relaxing shoes. Me = travel l33tist.

Look what I found while cleaning. 10pts to whomever knows which of my movies it’s from.

A guy is selling his Instagrams in Starbucks for $100 a pop. Lol.

Gavin just got this gift bag through the mail from my uncle, aunt and cousin. We can’t open it til Christmas. Any guesses?